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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 27.06.2025 03:56

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Nuts and Butts

Hysterias & Posteriors

share office space ...

Yankees To Reinstate Giancarlo Stanton - MLB Trade Rumors

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Dotemu’s CEO on how it makes new games that feel retro - The Verge

They put up a sign reading

Next, they tried...

So they tried

Patti LuPone apologizes after she's denounced for 'degrading' comments on Kecia Lewis, Audra McDonald - NBC News

Thumbs down again.

Loons and Moons

My grandmother deeded me her house before she passed last year. Her son still lives there refusing to move. What steps should I take to have him removed?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Still no good

So, the docs changed it to read

Anderson Silva reacts to 'the end of another legendary era' following Jon Jones' UFC retirement - Bloody Elbow

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Analysis & Anal Cysts

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

New Yorker Who Lived Downstairs From Daniel Craig and Rachel Weisz for 10 Years Reveals What Actors Were Really Like as ‘Neighbors’ - Yahoo

Catatonics & High Colonics

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

10 Habits that are Aging Your Gut, According to Experts - EatingWell

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Everyone loved it.

Another attempt resulted in ...

36-year-old travels the world in a Toyota Tacoma: After 3 years on the road, this is her No. 1 takeaway - CNBC

Still no good.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

No go.

What are some funny stories of people calling 911 for non-emergencies?

Then came..

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

No, not a chance

How many wishes do people get on their birthday?

No way

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Freaks and Cheeks

How do military families handle communication when a service member is injured overseas?

Minds and Behinds

Unacceptable again!

Just Forget it!

At 53, Jennie Garth Poses in Her First-Ever Underwear Campaign - instyle.com